Pocket Sandwich Theatre

In response to many inquiries, the Management wishes to clarify its position on
 
OUR DRESS CODE
 
THE FOLLOWING APPAREL IS ACCEPTABLE:
 
SHIRTS
TROUSERS
SWEATERS
SKIRTS
DRESSES
BLOUSES
SOCKS
SKIVVIES
JHODPURS
SHORTS
CUT-OFFS
SPORTS JACKETS
BUSINESS SUITS
COWBOY SUITS
WET SUITS
SPACE SUITS
TUXEDOS
FORMAL GOWNS
JEANS
OVERALLS
JUMPERS
FOOTWEAR WITH SOLES
MUU-MUUs
CULOTTES
HOT PANTS
MINI-SKIRTS
MAXI-SKIRTS
UNIFORMS (NO TERRORIST GROUPS)
TUNICS
TOGAS
ROBES
SERAPES
FROCKS
SARONGS
SARIs
PAJAMAS (BORING PLAYS ONLY)
LEDERHOSEN
WALKING SHORTS
JOGGING TOGS
T-SHIRTS WITH FUNNY SAYINGS
HAIR SHIRTS
SACKCLOTH AND ASHES
TANK TOPS
ALBS
STOLES
TUNICLES
CHASUBLES
PALLIUMS
MITERS
 LAPPETS
GENEVA GOWNS
BRIDAL GOWNS
MATERNITY GOWNS
PATERNITY SUITS
 
THE FOLLOWING APPAREL IS NOT ACCEPTABLE:
 
ANYTHING WORN IN THE “ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW”
ANYTHING SO REVEALING IT MAKES THE ACTORS FORGET THEIR LINES
ANYTHING MADE FROM BUNNIES OR OTHER CUTE ANIMALS
 
THE FOLLOWING APPAREL IS DISCOURAGED:
LEISURE SUITS (THEY MAKE THE WAITPERSONS GIGGLE AND SPILL THINGS)
 
YOUR COOPERATION WILL BE APPRECIATED
FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, RESERVATIONS,
OR THE NAME OF A GOOD TAILOR,
CALL 214-821-1860
 

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